Average Down Until Morale Improves LED Desk Mat with Wireless Charger, Funny Crypto Trader RGB Mouse Pad, Investor Gift, 6 Sizes

> Average Down Until Morale Improves. A stick figure walks calmly down an endless staircase of green and amber bars, buying a little more on every step. Morale: pending. At least your phone charges on the way down.

• LED gaming mouse pad / desk mat with an RGB light strip around the edges
• Built-in 15W wireless charging panel (Qi standard), charging area about 3.6 x 6.3 in
• USB Type-C input, cable and instruction manual included
• Soft polyester surface, non-slip rubber base
• Six sizes from 23.6 x 11.8 in to 39.4 x 19.7 in
• Ships from the print partner’s facility in China, so delivery takes a little longer

Part of the Crypto Meme collection: deadpan market humour for people who check the chart before they check the weather. It’s a joke, not advice.

Made to order and printed on demand by our production partner Printify, so please allow production time before shipping.

Artwork designed by Imagixor with help from AI tools, then finished, checked and print-prepped by hand.

Imagixor makes witty designs for traders, degens and anyone who survived the dip.