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Few Understand. Including Me. Laptop Sleeve, Funny Crypto Trader Laptop Case, Conspiracy Board Sleeve, Developer Gift, 12 13 15 inch
$36.99> Few Understand. Including Me. A stick figure stands next to a whiteboard full of notes and tangled red string, holding a marker with total confidence and no…
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Funny Crypto Tracker Case Keychain, Diamond Hands, Paper Wallet, Empty Wallet Moth Joke, Trader Gift, Compatible with AirTag
$26.99> Diamond Hands, Paper Wallet. Two clenched crystal fists, holding on with total conviction, next to an empty kraft-paper wallet with a small moth flying out. Balance: 0.00.…
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Professional Exit Liquidity Acrylic Desk Sign, Funny Crypto Trader Name Badge Sign, Office Desk Decor, Investor Gift, 7×5 or 10×8
Price range: $34.99 through $47.99> Professional Exit Liquidity. A HELLO my job title is: name badge, filled in with the honest answer, next to a stick figure holding the door open for…
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Still Early. Still Broke. Earbuds Case Cover, Funny Crypto Trader Case, Compatible with AirPods, AirPods Pro, Gen 3 and 4, Trader Gift
$21.99> Still Early. Still Broke. Two lines in terminal type, the second one highlighted in lime. Early to the queue, early to the dip, and somehow still early.Soft…
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Cold Storage Zipper Pouch, Funny Crypto Seed Phrase Sticky Note Joke, Tech Accessory Pouch, Trader Gift, Cable Bag, Investor Gift
$17.99> Cold Storage. Contents: one sticky note. Location: unclear. A joke pouch for anyone whose seed phrase is on a sticky note somewhere, last seen behind the desk.…
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Average Down Until Morale Improves LED Desk Mat with Wireless Charger, Funny Crypto Trader RGB Mouse Pad, Investor Gift, 6 Sizes
Price range: $49.99 through $59.99> Average Down Until Morale Improves. A stick figure walks calmly down an endless staircase of green and amber bars, buying a little more on every step. Morale:…
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Zoomed Out. Still Down. LED Desk Mat, Funny Crypto Trader RGB Gaming Mouse Pad, Red Chart Desk Pad, Investor Gift, 4 Sizes
Price range: $34.99 through $44.99> Zoomed Out. Still Down. A chart app with the zoom slider pushed all the way out, and a red line that goes down from the very first…
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Liquidated. Emotionally. Mouse Pad with Wrist Rest, Funny Crypto Trader Mouse Pad, Glitch Text Desk Accessory, Investor Gift
$37.99> Liquidated. Emotionally. Type only, glitched like a terminal that has seen things, with a blinking cursor after the second line. For the hand that clicked sell at…
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2027 Desk Calendar, Funny Crypto Trader Calendar, 12 Months of Market Humor, Investor Gift, Office Desk Decor, Tent Calendar 10×5
$19.99> 2027. 12 months. 0 exit plans. A desk calendar with a different Crypto Meme design every month: Still Early. Still Broke. for January, Zoomed Out. Still Down.…
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My Portfolio Is a Learning Experience Color Changing Mug, Funny Crypto Heat Reveal Mug, Trader Coffee Cup, Investor Gift, 11oz
$22.99> My Portfolio Is a Learning Experience. The mug starts out solid black, like your screen after you close the app. Pour in something hot and the lesson…
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Crypto Meme Sticker Sheet, Degen Sticker Pack of 12 Funny Trader Stickers, Kiss-Cut Laptop Stickers, Investor Gift, Market Humor
$11.99> The Degen Sticker Pack: all 12 designs from the Crypto Meme collection on one sheet. Zoomed Out. Still Down. My Seed Phrase Is on a Sticky Note…
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24/7 Market. 0/7 Sleep. Magnetic Phone Case, Funny Crypto Trader Case, MagSafe-Compatible Cover, Insomnia Trader Gift, for iPhone 17
$32.99> 24/7 Market. 0/7 Sleep. A trader lies in bed at 03:47, face lit by the phone, checking again. The market never closes, and apparently neither do the…
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One More Green Candle and I’m Out Phone Case, Funny Crypto Trader Tough Case, Candle Chart Cover, Trader Gift, for iPhone, Galaxy, Pixel
$29.99> One More Green Candle and I'm Out. A staircase of red candles marches down the case while a tiny trader waits on every step for the one…
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Bought the Top. Again. Phone Case, Funny Crypto Trader Impact Case, Candlestick Chart Cover, Investor Gift, for iPhone 17 and Galaxy S26
Price range: $29.99 through $31.99> Bought the Top. Again. A candlestick chart climbs politely, then one candle spikes straight up, and a tiny stick figure plants a flag on the very tip…
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Buy High, Sell Low: A Proven Strategy Desk Mat, Funny Crypto Trader Desk Pad, Retro Textbook Mouse Pad, Investor Gift
Price range: $24.99 through $34.99> Buy High, Sell Low: A Proven Strategy. A fake retro textbook jacket laid flat across your desk, Volume II, Revised and Regretted Edition, by Someone Who Bought…
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Gas Fees Ate My Lunch Tote Bag, Funny Crypto Canvas Tote, Blockchain Humor Bag, Developer Gift, Trader Gift, Cotton Tote
$22.99> Gas Fees Ate My Lunch. A bored cartoon fuel pump chews through a little amber lunchbox, half a sandwich falling out, while the tagline reads > transaction…
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