> One More Green Candle and I’m Out. A staircase of red candles marches down the case while a tiny trader waits on every step for the one green candle that will finally let them leave. They are still here.
- Dual-layer tough case: 100% polycarbonate shell with a TPU lining, clear open ports
- Printed on a Terminal Black background, glossy or matte finish
- Supports wireless charging (not MagSafe)
- Fits iPhone 11 to iPhone 17 Pro Max, 17 Air, 16e, 17e and iPhone 18 Pro / Pro Max, Galaxy S22 to S26 series and Pixel 7 to 9 Pro XL. Pick your exact model at checkout
- Printed and shipped by a partner with fast shipping to the UK and EU
Brand and model names are used only to describe compatibility. Imagixor is not affiliated with or endorsed by Apple, Samsung or Google.
Part of the Crypto Meme collection: deadpan market humour for people who check the chart before they check the weather. It’s a joke, not advice.
Made to order and printed on demand by our production partner Printify, so please allow production time before shipping.
Artwork designed by Imagixor with help from AI tools, then finished, checked and print-prepped by hand.
Imagixor makes witty designs for traders, degens and anyone who survived the dip.

























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