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24/7 Market. 0/7 Sleep. Magnetic Phone Case, Funny Crypto Trader Case, MagSafe-Compatible Cover, Insomnia Trader Gift, for iPhone 17

$32.99

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> 24/7 Market. 0/7 Sleep. A trader lies in bed at 03:47, face lit by the phone, checking again. The market never closes, and apparently neither do the eyes. Fitting, since this is the phone it happens on.

  • Magnetic dual-layer impact-resistant case: polycarbonate shell, cushioned black TPU lining
  • Embedded magnet ring, compatible with MagSafe accessories (compatibility with non-Apple chargers not guaranteed)
  • Full-wrap print on a Terminal Black background, glossy or matte finish (some models glossy only)
  • Fits iPhone 13 to iPhone 17 Pro Max, 17 Air, 16e, 17e and iPhone 18 Pro / Pro Max, plus Galaxy S26 series. Pick your exact model at checkout

Brand and model names are used only to describe compatibility. Imagixor is not affiliated with or endorsed by Apple, Samsung or Google.

Part of the Crypto Meme collection: deadpan market humour for people who check the chart before they check the weather. It’s a joke, not advice.

Made to order and printed on demand by our production partner Printify, so please allow production time before shipping.

Artwork designed by Imagixor with help from AI tools, then finished, checked and print-prepped by hand.

Imagixor makes witty designs for traders, degens and anyone who survived the dip.

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