> 2027. 12 months. 0 exit plans. A desk calendar with a different Crypto Meme design every month: Still Early. Still Broke. for January, Zoomed Out. Still Down. for February, then Average Down Until Morale Improves, Didn’t Read the Whitepaper. Bought Anyway., Few Understand. Including Me., 100x Leverage. 0x Plan., 24/7 Market. 0/7 Sleep., Got Rugged. Kept the Rug., One More Green Candle and I’m Out, Professional Exit Liquidity, Stable Coins. Unstable Me. and My Seed Phrase Is on a Sticky Note Somewhere for December.
- 2027 tent-style desk calendar, 10 x 5 in, spiral-bound at the top
- A different design for each month on a Terminal Black page, with a 2027 month grid below
- 250 gsm matte paper, black spiral binding and tent card backing
- Assembled in the USA
Part of the Crypto Meme collection: deadpan market humour for people who check the chart before they check the weather. It’s a joke, not advice.
Made to order and printed on demand by our production partner Printify, so please allow production time before shipping.
Artwork designed by Imagixor with help from AI tools, then finished, checked and print-prepped by hand.
Imagixor makes witty designs for traders, degens and anyone who survived the dip.













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