Desk Setup
Desk gear for the battle station, from mats to calendars.
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Professional Exit Liquidity Acrylic Desk Sign, Funny Crypto Trader Name Badge Sign, Office Desk Decor, Investor Gift, 7×5 or 10×8
Price range: $34.99 through $47.99> Professional Exit Liquidity. A HELLO my job title is: name badge, filled in with the honest answer, next to a stick figure holding the door open for…
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Average Down Until Morale Improves LED Desk Mat with Wireless Charger, Funny Crypto Trader RGB Mouse Pad, Investor Gift, 6 Sizes
Price range: $49.99 through $59.99> Average Down Until Morale Improves. A stick figure walks calmly down an endless staircase of green and amber bars, buying a little more on every step. Morale:…
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Zoomed Out. Still Down. LED Desk Mat, Funny Crypto Trader RGB Gaming Mouse Pad, Red Chart Desk Pad, Investor Gift, 4 Sizes
Price range: $34.99 through $44.99> Zoomed Out. Still Down. A chart app with the zoom slider pushed all the way out, and a red line that goes down from the very first…
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Liquidated. Emotionally. Mouse Pad with Wrist Rest, Funny Crypto Trader Mouse Pad, Glitch Text Desk Accessory, Investor Gift
$37.99> Liquidated. Emotionally. Type only, glitched like a terminal that has seen things, with a blinking cursor after the second line. For the hand that clicked sell at…
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2027 Desk Calendar, Funny Crypto Trader Calendar, 12 Months of Market Humor, Investor Gift, Office Desk Decor, Tent Calendar 10×5
$19.99> 2027. 12 months. 0 exit plans. A desk calendar with a different Crypto Meme design every month: Still Early. Still Broke. for January, Zoomed Out. Still Down.…
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Buy High, Sell Low: A Proven Strategy Desk Mat, Funny Crypto Trader Desk Pad, Retro Textbook Mouse Pad, Investor Gift
Price range: $24.99 through $34.99> Buy High, Sell Low: A Proven Strategy. A fake retro textbook jacket laid flat across your desk, Volume II, Revised and Regretted Edition, by Someone Who Bought…
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