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Cold Storage Zipper Pouch, Funny Crypto Seed Phrase Sticky Note Joke, Tech Accessory Pouch, Trader Gift, Cable Bag, Investor Gift

$17.99

We accept crypto: BTC · ETH · USDT · USDC · SOL + more

> Not accepting orders yet. Shop opens 1 November.

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> Cold Storage. Contents: one sticky note. Location: unclear. A joke pouch for anyone whose seed phrase is on a sticky note somewhere, last seen behind the desk. Really it’s a handy little pouch for cables, chargers, earbuds and pens.

  • Accessory zipper pouch, 8.3 x 7.8 in, 100% cotton canvas
  • One-sided print on a Terminal Black panel, cream-coloured base and zipper, with a carry strap
  • A regular fabric pouch for small bits and pieces. It is a joke gift: it does not lock, protect or secure anything

Part of the Crypto Meme collection: deadpan market humour for people who check the chart before they check the weather. It’s a joke, not advice.

Made to order and printed on demand by our production partner Printify, so please allow production time before shipping.

Artwork designed by Imagixor with help from AI tools, then finished, checked and print-prepped by hand.

Imagixor makes witty designs for traders, degens and anyone who survived the dip.

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