> tour dates: top, dip, sideways, repeat A cream tour bus parked on the peak of a road shaped like a chart line, our stick man waving from the window. Ahead the road dives, runs sideways and loops right back up, with lime and red candles standing along it like city towers. For people who could recite the tour schedule from memory.
- Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex jersey tee, soft airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend)
- Retail fit, side-seamed, light 4.2 oz fabric
- Two ink versions: light ink on Black, Navy, Dark Grey Heather and Forest; dark ink on White, Athletic Heather, Ash and Natural
- Front print plus a tour-dates back print, about 3 in below the back collar. Unisex sizes S to 3XL
- Care: machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, do not iron the print
Back print: the tour dates with made-up venues (all-time-high arena, lower-lows lounge, range-bound hall, back where we started) over a candlestick skyline.
Part of our Every Cycle Tour series (04/07): concert-merch parody for people who have seen the same show every cycle. No real bands, tours or venues were harmed.
Made to order and printed on demand, so please allow production time before shipping.
Artwork designed by Imagixor with help from AI tools, then finished, checked and print-prepped by hand.
Imagixor makes witty designs for traders, degens and anyone who survived the dip.























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