Apparel
Shirts and sweats for people who check the chart before breakfast.
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Funny Crypto T-Shirt, Diamond Hands, Paper Wallet Tee, Empty Wallet Moth Shirt, Crypto Trader Gift, Investor Humor Top
Price range: $26.99 through $29.99> Diamond Hands, Paper Wallet. Two clenched crystal fists, holding on with total conviction, next to an empty kraft-paper wallet with a small moth flying out. Tagline: >…
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I Survived Another 80% Dip T-Shirt, Funny Crypto Winter Shirt, Market Crash Survivor Tee, Investor Gift, Trader Humor Top
Price range: $26.99 through $29.99> I Survived Another 80% Dip. A round badge with two crossed shovels and a snow pile, reading Crypto Winter Veteran and Still Here. It is not a…
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Liquidated. Emotionally. Sweatshirt, Funny Crypto Trader Crewneck, Glitch Terminal Text Pullover, Investor Gift, Market Humor
Price range: $39.99 through $42.99> Liquidated. Emotionally. Type only, glitched like a terminal that has seen things, with a blinking cursor after the second line. For traders, builders and anyone who closed…
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Down Bad, Still Bullish Hoodie, Funny Crypto Trader Sweatshirt, Coffee Bull Red Chart Hoodie, Investor Gift, Market Humor
Price range: $44.99 through $49.99> Down Bad, Still Bullish. A red line chart crashes to the lower right while a chubby cartoon bull sits underneath, eyes half closed, sipping coffee from a…
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Bought the Top. Again. T-Shirt, Funny Crypto Trader Shirt, Candlestick Chart Tee, Investor Gift, Day Trader Humor Top
Price range: $26.99 through $29.99> Bought the Top. Again. A candlestick chart climbs politely, then one candle spikes straight up, and a tiny stick figure plants a flag on the very tip…
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