> Bought the Top. Again. A candlestick chart climbs politely, then one candle spikes straight up, and a tiny stick figure plants a flag on the very tip of the wick. Flawless timing, just pointed at the wrong moment. For traders, builders and anyone whose entry price is now a local landmark.
- Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex jersey tee, soft airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend)
- Retail fit, side-seamed, light 4.2 oz fabric
- Two ink versions: light ink on Black, Navy, Dark Grey Heather and Forest; dark ink on White, Athletic Heather, Ash and Natural
- Front chest print. Unisex sizes S to 3XL
- Care: machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, do not iron the print
Part of the Crypto Meme collection: deadpan market humour for people who check the chart before they check the weather.
Made to order and printed on demand, so please allow production time before shipping.
Artwork designed by Imagixor with help from AI tools, then finished, checked and print-prepped by hand.
Imagixor makes witty designs for traders, degens and anyone who survived the dip.

























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