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Survived the Chart. Still Holding the Bag. Hoodie, Funny Crypto Trader Sweatshirt, Chart Crash Survivor Hoodie, Investor Gift, Market Humor

Price range: $44.99 through $49.99

We accept crypto: BTC · ETH · USDT · USDC · SOL + more

> Not accepting orders yet. Shop opens 1 November.

> survived the chart. still holding the bag. A deep red V carved into the chart, candles all the way down. Our stick man, hair scribbled and a little sweaty, climbs out over the far rim, still gripping his orange bag. For people who made it through the crash and kept the bag anyway.

  • Gildan 18500 unisex heavy blend hooded sweatshirt, 50% cotton / 50% polyester
  • Front kangaroo pocket, double-lined hood with matching drawcord
  • Two ink versions: light ink on Black, Navy, Charcoal and Dark Heather; dark ink on White, Ash, Sport Grey and Sand
  • Front chest print. Unisex sizes S to 3XL
  • Care: machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, do not iron the print

Part of the Still Holding series (04/08): merch for people who survived the chart and are still here.

Made to order and printed on demand, so please allow production time before shipping.

Artwork designed by Imagixor with help from AI tools, then finished, checked and print-prepped by hand.

Imagixor makes witty designs for traders, degens and anyone who survived the dip.

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