Not Rekt. Just Early. Hoodie, Funny Crypto Trader Sweatshirt, Cracked Candle Coffee Hoodie, Investor Gift, Market Humor

> not rekt. just early. A huge red candle has crashed nose-first into the ground and cracked, right next to a fresh crater. Our stick man leans on it, legs crossed, eyes calmly closed, sipping coffee from an orange mug. Everything is fine. He has decided. For people who are handling it very calmly, thank you. It is a joke about the owner, not a forecast.

• Gildan 18500 unisex heavy blend hooded sweatshirt, 50% cotton / 50% polyester
• Front kangaroo pocket, double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Two ink versions: light ink on Black, Navy, Charcoal and Dark Heather; dark ink on White, Ash, Sport Grey and Sand
• Front chest print. Unisex sizes S to 3XL
• Care: machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, do not iron the print

Part of the Still Holding series (06/08): merch for people who survived the chart and are still here.

Made to order and printed on demand, so please allow production time before shipping.

Artwork designed by Imagixor with help from AI tools, then finished, checked and print-prepped by hand.

Imagixor makes witty designs for traders, degens and anyone who survived the dip.